First sentences of my blog posts

Yohoho. Me and my brother Ray. This is a picture of our Cronus!! rain~ And now, you lose too. And so, I had an update in my blog!! I distinctly remember this one day in Saturn. I heard Vanilla and Errol talking about something concerning Apollonians. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERROL!!! YEY!!! So I've noticed that a lot of people are having their own stupid journeys. I'm so depressed right now, and I think it's because of the climate. I'm not happy with what's going on. I was feeling really irritated at the universe. April Fools was lots of fun! Dammit. So I was talking about how I missed hanging out with Li, right? I went swimming with my classmates the other day. So... King Vic. me and Meygan are like two peas in a pod. I went back to Saturn but it was pretty boring. We have a new seat plan. We’ve been dancing. I have to go out with Speller for this week. So I read Vanilla's blog about her first love and I decided to write mine as well. The first person I met is Tama and Tomo. My fear? Yep. Dear Saki, How are you? So I went on a movie date with Tama.  I woke up with a headache today. Yes, see that picture there? Missed out on April Fools because of the stupid flight delay thingo. Hmmm. I saw Ray sneaking around (in his own home?) and thought it was a little bit suspicious. Storm. I DRINK. What kind of Saturnian would want to actually have another nationality? ....Grr. Hot-tempered, this fella'... Five years ago was kind of sad. Arghhg. It's actuallt 5:33 in the morning right now. I've been doing a lot of thinkinglately. I'm more of a disciple, but I'd probably be a pretty good leader. If I have to cite an example, I'd say Jin. Granted, but you'd have to marry Prince Tama Winogradski of Venus. Hi. I'm also boreeeeddd. Oh yeah, I want new nicknames between the bftrio. What a surprise! 

Well, that was completely random! Thanks for making me do all this hard work for utter ridiculusness, Mister Hahn. I remember having a nice first impression of you....now I'm kind of not sure. I_I