Naughty date

I have to go out with Speller for this week.

We...don't really acquaint much... so this was pretty new. Mostly, our conversation included blood. She said Saturnian blood is her favourite kind of blood. I didn't get too close, but she had other plans.
 We were talking about her love life. And by that, I really mean her sex life. She said she's lost count of all the people she's had sex with. I said I'm a virgin. She said she's de-virginazed people countless of times, including female. I said I'm a virgin. She said she pitied me and my lusting over Diamond and told me that she was the one who de-virginized Errol. I told (shouted, really) that she was a big fat liar. She just smiled at me and said she wasn't fat. I guessed that meant she was lying about Errol... it was a lie...right? She was about to say something dirty, I assume, but I told her to stop with all the sex-related topics, I mean, I haven't even made out with anyone yet. Even my lips are virgin! She ridiculed me about my virgin lips, laughing and things and telling me how pathetic I am. I just sat there, pouted and kept quiet. Chronos forbid what I could've done to her had I spoken.
And then she got up and kissed me. On the lips. Passionately. I panicked for a moment, because I thought she was eating me. What a relief that she was only kissing me. But WHOA. She was kissing me without permission there, buddy. After that, I my eyes were teary (because I was still convinced she was eating me), and she said "I stole your kissing virginity"... I was confused. But she said I was lucky number 9, so I didn't have to be so worried. And by that, she really means lucky number 109.
When I was done collecting my wits, I scolded her about kissing girls, kissing me, kissing people without permission. She said it most people find it sexy. I told her she was fat. She said that I didn't have to be so mad, this was how she dated.

But heh. It sure was an interesting day.
At least she didn't eat me.