Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Virus!

I distinctly remember this one day in Saturn.
We had this family reunion two years ago, so all my cousins and some other nonlinear people came. We were all very noisy and jolly and someone suggested we take a video to keep the day memorable. I went to get the videocam but when I came back and turned the videocam on, everybody went shy and silent. In the midst of the silence, someone coughed and I like to think that this is how the trouble started...
We went by normally for about an hour and took a good shot of the reunion, until we saw some sort of yellow green creature, laughing amongst us. There was already a good amount of people who saw it and screamed and sort of scrambled away from it. The next thing I know is that my whole body is yellow green too, and I look like this fat gooey thing! I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran for Ray (who by the way called me gross and sprayed some anti-bacteria stuff on me).
Later he became a yellow green goo, much to his dismay, and the rest of Saturn followed. There were a lot of deaths at that time... It was real gloomy.

About two weeks later, we find out that the creature is called "Lei" for some reasons, and they have been residing in Neptune for 15 years already.

This appeared to be a rumour, since we found out the following week that "Lei" is a virus that broke out in Saturn.

There are still some of these "Lei's" in Saturn that have become a new creature instead of a virus. Father thought of sending them all to Neptune but Millie was disgusted by the idea. 

3 comments:

  1. WHo wouldn't be?
    First, they're not by any chance considered mythical, magical or whatever. They're just green goo doing nothing but trouble. They're worse than Normies.

    Second, They're called "Lei" Whou wouldnt be disgusted.

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  2. There was a creature of similar description in Jupiter a few years back. It looked like my cousin Lanfan. He even refered to himself as Lanfan. The bastard.

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  3. They aren't completely useful though. They help out in the farm...

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